Warren Buffet Sees His Shadow Indicating Another Quarter Of Bull Market

This morning at precisely 10:43 AM, a timid Warren Buffet emerged from his modest home. A hush fell over the press and onlookers as the reclusive Buffet sniffed around for a few seconds before quickly skittering back inside upon seeing his shadow. A brass band immediately began playing, quickly joined by the sounds of laughter and applause from the onlookers — there…